Dear Penis letra

Dear penis
I don't think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave
Now all you do is stare at the floor
Ohh, Dear penis
I dont like you anymore

It used to be you and me
A papertowel and a dirty magazine
That's all we needed to be getting by
Now it seems things have changed
And I think that you're the one to blame
Dear penis
I don't think I like you anymore

He sings:

Dear Rodney
I don't think I like you anymore
'Cause when you get to drinking
You put me places I've never been before
Dear Rodney
I don't like you anymore

Why can't we just get a grip
on our man to hand relationship
Come to terms truly how we feel
If we put our heads together
We just stay home forever
Dear penis I think I like you after all

Oh and Rodney
While you're shaving, shave my balls

Tenacious D - Letras

• ...Baby One More Time
• 39
• 5 Needs
• Baby
• Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)
• Bowie
• Break In-City (Storm The Gate!)
• Car Chase City
• Chop Suey!
• City Hall
• Classical Teacher
• Classico
• Cock Pushups
• Colors
• Cosmic shame
• Crazy Train
• Daddy Ding Dong
• Dear Penis
• Deth Starr
• Dio
• Don't Blow It, Kage
• Door to Door Rocking
• Double Team
• Drive-Thru
• Dude (I Totally Miss You)
• Exploding Brains
• Explosivo
• Flash
• Flutes And Trombones
• Friendship
• Friendship Test
• Fuck Her Gently
• Hard Fucking
• Hare Krishna
• History
• Hope
• I Think I Love You
• I Want You To Want Me
• I'm The Only Gay Eskimo
• Inward Singing
• It's Late
• Jack Black Let's Get It On
• JB JR Rap
• Jesus
• Jesus Ranch
• Karate
• Karate Schnitzel
• Kickapoo
• Kielbasa
• Kong
• Kyle Quit The Band
• Kyle Took A Bullet
• Lee
• Let's Get It On
• Low Hangin Fruit
• Malibu Nights
• Marijuanaville
• Master Exploder
• My Biznitch Is The Shiznit
• Now Were Back Together
• One Note Song
• P.O.D
• P.O.D.
• Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass)
• Post-Apocalypto Theme
• Post-Apocalypto Theme (Reprise)
• Push
• Quantum Leap
• Rivers Of Brown
• Rize Of The Fenix
• Roadie
• ROBOT
• Rock Is Dead
• Rock Your Socks
• Rock Your Socks Off
• Rung-Gigga-Gung
• Sasquatch
• School Of Rock
• Señorita
• Sex Song
• Sex With Me And Kg
• Special Thing
• Spider-Man
• Take Us Into Space
• Tenacious D Time
• The 12 drugs of christmas
• The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and The Rage Kage
• The Divide
• The Government Totally Sucks
• The Last In Line
• The Metal
• The Pick Of Destiny
• The Road
• They Fucked Our Asses
• Things I Want
• Throwdown
• Time Warp
• To Be The Best
• Training Medley
• Tribute
• Video Games
• Warning
• Who Medley
• Wicked Game
• Woman Time
• Wonderboy
• You Fucker